#the-state

? Hey there Delilah, for your word spell Mississippi "May I have the definition?" The state siblings can get frisky ? and cousins toooo ?

So there's a huge pigeon problem in Arizona... There are pigeons and pigeon shit all over cars roads, sidewalks, everywhere. A citizen has a meeting with the state guy in charge of fixing the problem, and says ""hey man, I can fix this easily, and I'll do it for free. The only thing I ask is that nobody asks me any questions, or I get a million dollars.."" The state guy says, ""OK. Let's do it."" The citizen sticks his arm out, and suddenly a brilliantly blue pigeon lands on his arm, then flies …

Juan the custodian (alternate ending) Juan was the custodian at a local grade school. Everyone loved Juan. He was so sweet and compassionate with the kids and did a wonderful job. One day the principal came up to Juan and said: ""You know Juan, you care about this school so much, maybe you should run for the board of education"" And Juan said: ""You know, I've never thought about that before, but why not?"" So Juan got up in front of the people in town and gave a speech: ""My name is Juan, I lov…

Um Gwalla gwalla The state senator was seeking votes for his election campaign for Congress and decided to visit the local Indian reservation. He stood in the large community hall and told the Indians what he would do for them if he was elected. ""I think the time as come when you people deserve to really control your own destiny,"" he said. From the crowded auditorium cam a responding chorus, ""Um gwalla gwalla!"" The senator smiled. ""Furthermore,"" he continued, ""I think the time has come fo…