#juans

THE LONGEST JOKE I KNOW! *before starting this id just like to let everyone know that one of my music teachers told me this joke 6 years ago and hopefully everyone has a good sense of humor* So theres this man named Juan and Juan has a wife and two kids. Juan makes his family follow three rules and three rules only. No drinking, no drugs and no cursing. Juan's family was been going by these rules for a long time and his family is completely perfect. So one day Juan is out in his garden and his n…

Juan the custodian (alternate ending) Juan was the custodian at a local grade school. Everyone loved Juan. He was so sweet and compassionate with the kids and did a wonderful job. One day the principal came up to Juan and said: ""You know Juan, you care about this school so much, maybe you should run for the board of education"" And Juan said: ""You know, I've never thought about that before, but why not?"" So Juan got up in front of the people in town and gave a speech: ""My name is Juan, I lov…

What what Juan's twin sister named? I don't know, Juana guess?

Juan Carlos was born in 1974, in Pamplona, Spain. He was born in a theater, and as so gravitated to drama and the arts naturally. He had a talent for any performance, and he got straight A's in his drama grading. He went on to study at a prestigious college (and drop out for an art school) and later became a famous actor at Hollywood. One day, his son drowned at a sailing accident. Juan's wife committed suicide from the trauma and shock. Juan just couldn't take it, he retired from the movie busi…

What is Juan's favorite book to read? Tequila Mockingbird

The Police Academy Exchange Student Juan, a rookie cop from Mexico, goes to a police academy in Maine for a month in an exchange program. One day, he rides along with a highway patrol officer named Burt. ""Are you finding policing very different in the States?"" Burt asks. ""Not really,"" says Juan. ""A lot of Mexican laws are based on American ones. Our laws are better organized, though."" The officer chuckles and swiftly pulls over his first catch of the day--a young man in a Chevy, going ten …

2 detectives were looking over Juan's murdered, lifeless body.. when one detective says "" it looks like he was killed by a golf gun"". The other detective said ""what's a golf gun?"" The other says "" I dunno, but it sure made a hole in Juan.""

The Mexican Magician There once was a Mexican magician, his name was Juan. He was known throughout the country as Juan the Magician. Everyone was always amazed by his dazzling performances, and his shows always sold out. He was nearing the end of his career, and would retire the following summer after one last performance. One summer night, he would perform his secret and final trick. Juan's final show was amazing, and the night went on without any trouble. It was near the end of the show, and e…

Juan, the Mexican Farmer There once was a guy named Juan. He was a really nice guy....didn't beat his wife, didn't beat his kids, didn't beat the aardvark in the backyard. He lived in a small country in South America. Juan lived a simple life, and was simply happy. One day, he was sitting in a coffeeshop with a few friends, when the topic of the election for mayor came up. One of his friends said 'Hey Juan, why don't you run? You're a really great guy!' Juan smiled and thanked his friends for …

The bacon tree. Juan and Carlos have been stranded in the desert for 2 days. They are on the verge on dying of thirst when Juan sees something in the distance. He gets closer to confirm his suspicions - off in the distance is an incredibly juicy bacon tree. "Mira!!" (Look!) "Carlos! Up ahead, it's a bacon tree!! A juicy delicious bacon tree!" At this point Juan takes off in a sprint towards the bacon tree when out of nowhere he is gunned down! Carlos runs to Juan's side as he lay there dyin…