#juan

Shrek was cursed by an evil witch... The curse forced him to be unable to speak without singing. Unsure of what to do, Shrek visited Juan the Wizard in the neighboring swamp. Juan told Shrek he'd need to make a potion from toadstools, eye of newt, and the bones of the freshly deceased. Shrek said he could handle the toadstools and eye of newt but he refused to kill an innocent person to solve his problem. Juan understood and said that for a modest fee he would break into the nearby morgue an…

Ran into a Mexican woman on the bus today. After talking for a bit she told me that she had twin sons, Juan and Emal, and she was so proud of them! Juan was the CEO of a big law firm down town, and his brother Emal owned a restaurant where she was heading for lunch. She happily reached into her purse to show me a picture and said, “This is my son Juan. But that’s the only picture I have.” I was really confused as this woman clearly was proud of both sons, so I asked, “Why do you just have a…

My ex-girlfriend cheated on me with a Spanish guy, she’s some Juan else’s problem now.

I'm getting kind of sick of all the Hispanic and Black jokes going around. Honestly, if you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

A woman has twin boys and gives them up for adoption. The first goes to a family in Egypt, which names him Ahmal. The second goes to a family in Spain, which names him Juan. Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Excited at receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds, "They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal."

My neighbor Jamal disappeared and they had no recent photos so they used a photo of his brother Juan. Fortunately they are identical twins, so if you've seen Juan you've seen Jamal.

Amal and Juan are identical twins. Their Mom only carries one baby photo in her wallet. Because if you have seen Juan, you've seen Amal.

A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named Amal. The other goes to a family in Spain. They name him Juan. Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Amal. He responds, "They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball together? Juan on Juan

Did you hear about the Mexican that got stabbed on a golf course? I guess someone made a hole in Juan.

Let me tell you a story of a guy named Juan. Juan was the custodian at a local grade school. Everyone loved Juan. He was so sweet and compassionate with the kids and did a wonderful job. One day the principal came up to Juan and said:

Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He’s got two large bags over his shoulders.

I would like to get deported Said no Juan ever.

Black jokes are just like Mexican jokes... Once you've heard Juan

A woman has identical twins and gives them up for adoption One of the twin boys is adopted by a family in Spain and is named Juan. The other boy is adopted by a family in Egypt

Infamous Juan Joke There once was a guy named Juan. He was a really nice guy....didn't beat his wife

Why are there so many Mexican jokes but no black jokes? Once you know Juan

There was once a man named Juan... Juan was the most charismatic person around

What did the cannibal say to 2 Mexicans? I thought I'd eat both of you but I only have room for Juan

What do you call it when a Mexican man shoots himself? a hole in Juan

A woman has twins... and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named ""Ahmal."" The other goes to a family in Spain ; they name him ""Juan."" Years later

Mexican and black jokes are way too similar now.. You've heard Juan

What do you call a Mexican man who escapes the cops? The Juan that got away.

What do you get if you shoot a Mexican golfer? A hole in Juan.

Racist Jokes are all the same Once you've heard Juan