# juan

How do you get a Mexican across the border using only math? Carry the Juan

Why can't Donald Trump get elected? Because no Juan will vote for him.

What is a Juanito? A little Juan

What do you call it when the bull impales the bullfighter? A hole in Juan!

Who will Donald Trump blame when he loses the presidential bid? Of course every Juan!

What do you call a Mexican who acts like a white person? A Juan-a-be

DJ Khaled is a priest in mexico. What does he say at baptism? Another Juan

#Dj Khaled #Juan #Mexico #Religion+1 more

#Donald Trump #Juan #Work #Q&A

How will Donald Trump decide which ones to deport from millions illegal immigrants? By conducting a meeting with every Juan of them.

How do you get Mexicans out of your house? Juan by Jaun

How many Mexicans are needed to change a light bulb? Juan.

How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants? Juan by Juan

How does Donald Trump plan to get rid of the mexicans? Juan by Juan

How will Donald Trump build such a huge wall without congressional approval? By forcing every Juan to work on it.

What's Donald Trump's favorite dance move? Hit the Juan

#Donald #Juan #Q&A

How many immigrants does donald trump need to change a lightbulb? None because no juan will be left to change it

#Donald #Juan #Q&A

Why did the Mexican civil war last so long? Because they were fighting Juan on Juan.

#Juan #Military #Q&A

What do you call a shooting at a Mexican golf course? A hole in Juan

#Juan #Sports #Q&A

How many Mexican reposters does it take to make me mad? Just Juan

What's the difference between a black joke and Mexican joke? Nothing. If you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal.

#Juan #Jamal #Q&A

what do you call a mexican working on the side of the road? Mobil Juan

#Juan #Mobil #Q&A

#Hitler #Anne Frankly #Juan #Q&A

What did the reporter say to the Jew when a Mexican yelled: "Heil Hitler"? Anne Frankly, I did Nazi that Juan coming.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan.

#Juan #Sports #Q&A

How many Mexicans will make it across the border when Trump becomes president? Juan in a million.

#Juan #Politics #Q&A

How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just Juan you racist bastard. The other twelve are sleeping on the floor.