#juan

Does it take more than one Mexican to screw in a light bulb? No, Juan knows

How come jokes about Blacks and Hispanics aren't funny? Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal

Juan was coming home after a long shift at work when he heard noises from upstairs. He walked into his bedroom to find his wife being ploughed six ways to Sunday by his mates from work, Alberto, Ricardo and Carlos. Shocked, standing there in the doorway, he exclaims, ""Baby! How could you do this to me?! Just yesterday you said you never wanted to be with anyone else!"" His embarrassed wife, clutching a bedsheet to herself, exclaims ""No I didn't! All I said was that you were the only Juan for m…

What does DJ Kahled say when he wants another taco? Another, Juan

Juan Carlos was born in 1974, in Pamplona, Spain. He was born in a theater, and as so gravitated to drama and the arts naturally. He had a talent for any performance, and he got straight A's in his drama grading. He went on to study at a prestigious college (and drop out for an art school) and later became a famous actor at Hollywood. One day, his son drowned at a sailing accident. Juan's wife committed suicide from the trauma and shock. Juan just couldn't take it, he retired from the movie busi…

Two boys walk in late to class one day... Two boys walk in late to class and the teacher asks ""Martin, Juan, why are you two so late?"" Martin says ""you see, I was having this fantastic dream where I was traveling the world! I visited so many countries and learned so many new things, I didn't want to wake up! That is why I'm late."" The teacher turns to Juan and asks ""and you Juan, Why are you late?"" Juan says ""I picked Martin up at the airport."" Edit: Wrong name in the last sentence. Went…

How many Mexicans does it take to replace a light bulb? Juan

My Mexican teacher asked for a 2 page essay, he wasn't happy when I brought him Juan. Thought this up in the car and thought the nice people of the Internet would want to know :)

Best Jokes - Funniest Jokes 50 Jokes Jokes 1. A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.'' 2. ''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.'' 3. ''Dyslexic man walks into a bra'' 4. A yo…

Twins!!!!!!!!!!! A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds, ''But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal.''

I will tell you a racist mexican joke in three, two, Juan...

What do you call it when two Mexicans are playing basketball? Juan on Juan.

What's the most important part of making a Mexican joke ? Making sure that no Juan hears you.

""Hey Juan, let me tell you a funny joke yeah?"" ""Joke!""

El Chapo is a very special guy... He's juan of a kind

The Police Academy Exchange Student Juan, a rookie cop from Mexico, goes to a police academy in Maine for a month in an exchange program. One day, he rides along with a highway patrol officer named Burt. ""Are you finding policing very different in the States?"" Burt asks. ""Not really,"" says Juan. ""A lot of Mexican laws are based on American ones. Our laws are better organized, though."" The officer chuckles and swiftly pulls over his first catch of the day--a young man in a Chevy, going ten …

If you haven't heard my joke about the Mexican guy and the black guy, don't feel too bad. Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

2 detectives were looking over Juan's murdered, lifeless body.. when one detective says "" it looks like he was killed by a golf gun"". The other detective said ""what's a golf gun?"" The other says "" I dunno, but it sure made a hole in Juan.""

What did the American Army General say after the first opposing casualty in the Mexican-American War? Juan down, a million more to go.

What do you call a midget Mexican? A little Juan.

How do you know Mexicans and African Americans are similar?? Once you know Juan you know Jamal

I have a good joke about a Spanish name... But it isn't this Juan.

Racist jokes Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

You know Donald Trump isnt that bad When he pays $25 ~~for~~ to every Juan ~~on floor~~ .

There is only one rule for when you're in Mexico Trust no Juan.