#guadalupe

Bailiff: State your name for the court Hr: Clara Sofia Alba Constanza Guadalupe... Judge: That's enough I want to get out of here b4 lunch!

Tough Monday, guys. Had to fire Guadalupe for putting two left-footed socks together. Heavy heart because she basically raised me.

Found this joke on some website i cant remember You Know You Are a Mexican When... * You share the same social security number with all your amigos * You smell like BO all the time * You don't know what BO is * You have at least thirty cousins * There is at least one member in your family name Maria, Guadalupe, Juan, Jose, or Jesus * You see a fence and want to hop over it * You are too short to go on rides in Disney Land * You mow lawns for a living * You're the best bean picker in your neighbo…

St Peter, at the pearly gates receives a new candidate to heaven... ... and asks this soul what he used to do when he was alive. ""Well, I used to smoke pot A LOT, like everyday, so that's it."" St Peter is not amused because he does not know what pot is. ""Pot dude.. Weed, MJ, Marijuana, Grass, Dope..."" Still, St Peter never heard of it and tells the dead soul to wait a minute, for he will ask something to the boss. He goes to God's office to ask what Weed was and was surprised to see that eve…

My contribution to Blasphemy day - A pothead died... and went to heaven. Upon reaching the heavenly gates, Saint Peter asked him: ""What was your occupation on earth my son?"" The pothead replied: ""I used to smoke a lot of marijuana sir."" Saint Peter then got a little confused in his head because he had never heard of anything called 'marijuana'. He then closed the gates with the hippie pothead out of heaven and went to check with the boss. Behind a pretty mahogany desk there was the Father/So…