Found this joke on some website i cant remember You Know You Are a Mexican When... * You share the same social security number with all your amigos * You smell like BO all the time * You don't know what BO is * You have at least thirty cousins * There is at least one member in your family name Maria, Guadalupe, Juan, Jose, or Jesus * You see a fence and want to hop over it * You are too short to go on rides in Disney Land * You mow lawns for a living * You're the best bean picker in your neighborhood * You fart more than you breathe * Others tell you to stop screaming when you are really just talking * You use your lips to point something out * You have at least thirty cousins * You are in a 5-passenger car with 8 people in it * There is more Tequila than punch at little Juanito's birthday party * The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your spouse. * You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws. * Your Junior/Senior prom had a daycare. * Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.