a young girl had twins a young girl from America had identical twins when she was just 14 years old. she decided to sensible thing was to put them up for adoption because she knew she wouldn't be able to care for them years later after she had married and started a new family her and her husband decided they would look for her lost children. They searched through the records and found that one child was now living in Mexico. he had been named Juan. The other was living in Egypt and had been called Jamal. The husband and wife travelled down to Mexico in search of Juan. they spent a whole week catching up. Once the week was up the husband asked if it was time to travel to Egypt. his wife replied: ""no i want to go home. once you've seen Juan you've seen Jamal""
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