So there is this guy named Juan... So there is this guy named Juan and Juan is a great guy. He doesn't drink he doesn't smoke, he doesn't beat his wife and kids. He doesn't kick his armadillo a cross the back yard. One day, person number one comes up to him and says ""Juan, you're a great guy. You don't drink. You don't smoke. You don't beat you're wife and kids. You don't kick your armadillo a cross the backyard. You should run for Dog Catcher And Juan in typical Juan fashion goes ""hmm, I neve…