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A priest, an ophthalmologist, and an engineer were golfing one morning behind a particularly slow group of golfers The engineer fumed, ""What's with those guys? We must have been waiting for fifteen minutes!"" The doctor chimed in, ""I don't know, but I've never seen such inept golf!"" The priest said, ""Here comes the greens keeper. Let's have a word with him."" He said, ""Hello, George. What's wrong with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they?"" The greens keeper replied, ""O…

My favorite blonde joke -Source: I don't remember where I first saw it, but when I googled it coolblondejokes.com got first result One day a big group of blondes met in New York to show the world that blondes aren't dumb. They begged: ""Ask any of us any question, and we will show you that we're not dumb."" The group caught the attention of a passer by, who volunteered to ask them some questions. He climbed up on a car and randomly picked a blonde out of the crowd. She got up on the car too and …

""Excuse me sir, would you happen to have the time?"" Some American tourists were cruising the marketplace in Cairo, Egypt, looking for some souvenirs to bring home with them, and one of them came across a man knelt down by a camel and he asked. ""Excuse me sir, would you happen to have the time?"" The Egyptian looked at him, reached up, and took the camel by the balls and moved them slightly to the left. ""Its ten after two."" he pronounced. The American was amazed, he couldn't believe what he …

Three Mexicans were in a car accident. Three Mexicans are in the hospital, one of them wakes up and asks what happened? The doctor says ""that's what we'd like to know, you were in a car accident can you remember what happened before?"" The man tries to think back ""The group and I were at the bar and were heading home..."" ""Juan was driving but he was too drunk to drive, so he said a prayer and asked Jesus to take the wheel"" Doctor: so you trusted in God to get you home safely? ""No, just Jes…

An American, Frenchman, Mexican, and German are all attending a performance. The group is having a tough time seeing the performer. He is just about to start the show and they are in the back looking for an opening. The performer sees this and stalls a few minutes as he watches the group. Just when they've nearly given up hope, they find a platform to hop onto and now have a clear view of the performer. He asks ""Can everyone see me now?"" The group answers, ""Yes, Oui, ,Si, Ja!""

A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers... The engineer fumed, ""What's with those guys? We must have been waiting for fifteen minutes!"" The doctor chimed in, ""I don't know, but I've never seen such inept golf!"" The priest said, ""Here comes the green-keeper. Let's have a word with him."" He said, ""Hello George, what's wrong with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they?"" The green-keeper replied, ""Oh, yes. That'…

Short comical narrative I wrote The detective's heels clicked on the cement steps as he approached the door. The deputy ducked under the police line behind him. He knocked and the door was slowly opened by the woman. The blue and red lights were reflected in her wet eyes. ""Mrs. Johnson?"" He asked. ""Yes. . . ?"" The woman replies. ""Detective White."" He held up his polished badge. ""Oh, come in."" She stepped aside. Several officers standing in the kitchen nodded to the detective as he entere…

Another hunting joke, doesn't involve tracks. Did some searching and did not see this one posted. A group of hunters goes out for their annual deer hunt. There's like 10 friends and they all get together the same weekend every year to fill their deer tags. They arrive Friday night at the campground and tie one on - tis tradition after all. Jeffy drinks way too much and cannot even walk the next morning. He's so hung over the boys have to help him out of his sleeping bag. So the group says, "alr…