Three Mexicans were in a car accident. Three Mexicans are in the hospital, one of them wakes up and asks what happened? The doctor says ""that's what we'd like to know, you were in a car accident can you remember what happened before?"" The man tries to think back ""The group and I were at the bar and were heading home..."" ""Juan was driving but he was too drunk to drive, so he said a prayer and asked Jesus to take the wheel"" Doctor: so you trusted in God to get you home safely? ""No, just Jesus, but he was also drunk""