#whos

Juan was working on the roof of a one story house, when he slipped and fell . He calls his wife ""Maria, I just fell from the roof and broke my leg and I think I cracked some ribs. I am on my way to the Hospital, Martha is taking me"" Maria responds calmly "" Who's Martha?""

A husband tells his wife about the car crash he got into... Husband: Hey, I got in a car crash today. I got hurt real bad, I broke my arm and fractured my wrist. I also sprained my ankle and the car nearly exploded! Luckily Lucy pulled me out of the car just before it exploded. I spent a couple days in hospital but I'm fine now. Wife: Who's Lucy?