#tijuana

Did you hear about the 3 car pileup in Tijuana? 28 people died

A Mexican man is found unresponsive on the roadway outside Tijuana... Local authorities call for an ambulance and he is rushed to the nearest hospital. Unfortunately, the doctors determine that he has consumed a lethal amount of drugs and there is nothing they can do to save him. He dies within a few minutes and the attending physician marks the cause of death as ""1/2"". Curious, the nurse asks him what this seemingly unrelated fraction has to do with this man's death. The doctor responds ""Jua…

""Jesus loves you"" ... has a whole new meaning when you're in a Tijuana prison.

What did the Mexican princess ask her sister? Tijuana build a snowman?

I was lost in Tijuana. But I knew I had to meet my buddy at Sotano Suizo at 8:00. I came upon a gentleman with a donkey, so I asked him, ""Senor? Que hora es, por favor?"" He looked at me, looked at the donkey, and lifted its balls up with his right hand. ""It's about 7:30, amigo."" I said, ""Holy shit! That's incredible! How the hell can you tell time by grabbing a donkey's balls?"" ""Very simple, amigo,"" said the gentleman. ""Sit right here. First, you grab the donkey's balls and you lift the…

Hope it's not a repost, heard this on the radio today... Cheech and Chong are partying down in Tijuana, when they spot a dog up the road a ways. Looking closer, they see the dog is frolicking about in the intersection, having a great time licking himself. Cheech exclaims, "Man! I wish I could do that!" Chong replies, "well... maybe you should try to pet him first, man."

A Mexican man is found unresponsive... A Mexican man is found unresponsive on the roadway outside Tijuana. Local authorities call for an ambulance and he is rushed to the nearest hospital. Unfortunately, the doctors determine that he has consumed a lethal amount of drugs and there is nothing they can do to save him. He dies within a few minutes and the attending physician marks the cause of death as "1/2". Curious, the nurse asks him what this seemingly unrelated fraction has to do with this ma…

A Mexican man is found unresponsive... A Mexican man is found unresponsive on the roadway outside Tijuana.

Why is Donald Trump like a college football team in Tijuana? They’re both slipping in the polls.