#mexico

Why is impersonating John Cena illegal in Mexico? Because there's only Juan Cena

Proponents for making Texas an independent nation again have proposed a source of national revenue... A tax will be levied on anyone entering and leaving the state through any of its state borders and Mexico. Yep, their gonna call it the Howdy Duty.

An American businessman . . . . . . travels to Mexico on a company-paid trip for a little R&R. One of the nights he and his co-workers hit the local bar, where he order the tilapa fish tacos, and the man swears these are the best tacos he's ever had in his life. He gets an idea and demands to see the chef, who turns out to be a middle-aged local with no understanding of English. While one of his friends translates, the businessman explains his idea. ""These tacos are the best I've ever had. …

There wad a 4 car pile up in Mexico today. . 93 people died.

Did you hear how Mexico announced it's solving their country's housing crisis? The Mexican government has decided to build apartment

Trump: We're going to build a wall, and let people, in... Trump: ....but legally. They built the Great Wall. Here we need a 1000. We can do a wall, we can have a big fat door in the middle, but they are coming in legally. Mexico is going to pay for it. A politician cannot get them to pay, I can.

So some Mexican lady named Patricia listened to the new Adele and cried so much she's flooding Mexico

The one good thing about Hurricane Patricia Clean Drinking water falling from the sky for Mexico!!

The Police Academy Exchange Student Juan, a rookie cop from Mexico, goes to a police academy in Maine for a month in an exchange program. One day, he rides along with a highway patrol officer named Burt. ""Are you finding policing very different in the States?"" Burt asks. ""Not really,"" says Juan. ""A lot of Mexican laws are based on American ones. Our laws are better organized, though."" The officer chuckles and swiftly pulls over his first catch of the day--a young man in a Chevy, going ten …

Why wasn't Jesus born in Mexico? Because they couldn't find a virgin or three wise men.

A guy is walking through Mexico... When he comes up on a Mexican man taking a siesta with his Donkey tied next to him. ""Excuse me,"" the man says "" Do you know the time?"" The Mexican man looks up sleepily, grabs his Donkey by the balls, and slowly raises them up as if weighing them. "" It's about one thurty. "" Confused but in a rush the man thanks him and goes on his way. Later in the day the man is returning on the same route and sees the same Mexican in the same spot with the donkey still …

Mexico doesn't win Olympic medals... ...because all their best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in the United States.

three wishes Theres a mexican, a black guy and a white guy.. a geenie agrees to grant them each one wish.. the mexican asks for all of his people to be happy and in mexico. so POOF.. the wish is granted. the black guy asks for all of his people to be happy and back in africa. POOF.. the wish is granted. the geenie finally goes up to the white guy and says, ""what will your wish be?"" the white guy says,""you mean to tell me that all of the blacks and mexicans are out of the country?"" the geenie…

The US was asked to take in 65,000 refugees from Syria, but declined. Mexico got wind and said they will give them the same freedoms and quality of life as they would get in America. They will be here in a week.

Donald Trump has begun work building a wall between the U.S. and Mexico. It's called the wetback setback.

There is only one rule for when you're in Mexico Trust no Juan.

What is the official novel of Mexico? Tequila Mockingbird

What do they call pita bread in Mexico? Pita pan

A Woman And Her Hundred Kids There was this woman, who had a hundred children (probably from mexico or something). Now, this woman had no imagination, so she simply named them after the order they were born. The first child was named ""1"", the second ""2"" and so on. Unfortunately, the woman and her children got into a terrible accident, (again, probably something to do with mexico) leaving everybody dead, except for 90. The years pass and 90 grows older, having two children of her own. One day…

My grandma speaks Spanish and it's hard to understand what she is saying so I've decided to read her body language... But the only thing I've been able to come up with, is that she wants to go back to Mexico, because everything is hanging south.

First time at a ballgame A man living in Mexico gets a phonecall from his cousin living in New York. ""Hey Jose, I haven't seen you in a while, it would be great if you could come up here to New York. I have tickets for a Mets game, you would love it!"" Jose decided this would be fun, and takes a plane to New York. After a stay at his cousin's, they go out to the stadium, and after an exciting game exit again. ""So how was it? Did you like it?"" said Jose's cousin. ""Oh it was great!"" said Jose…

Jose takes a trip to the USA Jose just returned to Mexico and couldn't wait to me about his trip to the USA. He said he went to a baseball game and sat in the outfield stands, directly underneath the flagpole. He said the game was great and all the Americans were so polite. Before the game stated, they turned to him and saluted him. Then they started singing to him, ""Jose, can you see!""

So two immigrants are crossing the border from Mexico when a border patrolman catches them and stops them. Being a long day he decides to have a little fun before he goes home. He tells the two immigrants ""if you can come up with a sentence in English with the words green, pink and yellow, you're free to cross"". The two are thinking and thinking when suddenly one of the immigrants yells ""I know! I know! The phone green I pink it up I say yellow!""

US Mexicans who support Donald Trump Clearly demonstrate appreciation for a trip to beautiful Mexico. --- ^And ^come ^back.

A guy traveling through Mexico on vacation lost his wallet and all of his identification. Cutting his trip short, he attempted to make his way home but was stopped by the U.S. Customs Agent at the border. May I see your identification, please?"" asked the agent. ""I'm sorry, but I lost my wallet,"" replied the guy. ""Sure Buddy, I hear that every day. No I.D., no entry,"" said the agent. ""Look, I can prove I'm an American!"" he exclaimed. ""I have a picture of Ronald Reagan tattooed on one side…