If we keep building giant walls at the border to Mexico it's only a matter of time before natural selection gives us giant Mexicans.

Cat saves kid? Please. My cat would've pushed me into traffic, stolen my identity, & would be living it up in Mexico by now.

You know when your teacher is running ten minutes late and it feels like nobody is in charge? That's what Mexico feels like all the time.

Old Navy claims their Whirly Skirt is "the most fun a girl can have for $15." They obviously haven't been on a trip with me to Mexico.