#trump-tower

Right now the parents of the kid who climbed Trump Tower are thinking "Damn I knew we shouldn't have given him that REI gift card"

BREAKING: Emotionally disturbed man gets into Trump Tower. He was stopped by security, but not before being named a senior advisor.

Shouts out to the Trump Tower suction cup guy for being the second craziest person to ascend that building.

Amazing how easily that guy scaled Trump Tower. Thank God u can't get suction cups in Mexico cause then wall idea would be really stupid.

What did Donald Trump say to the guy who immolated himself in front of Trump tower? ""You're fired!""

Donald Trump, wearing a Trump Suit stepped into the Trump Elevator in Trump Tower A stunningly beautiful blonde woman was already in the lift. She said ""If I give you $1,000, will you let me blow you?"" Trump thought about it for a second, then replied ""What's in it for me?""

Trump Tower and Michael Phelps Between Michael Phelps and Trump Tower, it has been the biggest week for suction cups in the history of mankind.

The Trump Tower incident proves that.. ..the only way to climb up a corporate ladder is by sucking up

A tourist gets stopped by the NYPD Man: ""I have to go to the bathroom so bad"" Officer: ""Well, why don't you go over there"" Man: "" Where? Right on those lovely gold benches surrounded by flowers"" Officer: ""Yup right there looks pretty good"" Man relives himself Man: ""That is quite the hospitailty your showing me"" Officer: ""No, thats Trump Tower""

Trump was cleaning his gun in Trump Tower... Kellyanne Conway walks in and asks

How do you climb Trump Tower? With a corporate ladder.