Donald Trump, wearing a Trump Suit stepped into the Trump Elevator in Trump Tower A stunningly beautiful blonde woman was already in the lift. She said ""If I give you $1,000, will you let me blow you?"" Trump thought about it for a second, then replied ""What's in it for me?""
Breaking News: Reliable sources reveal that Donald Trump is actually Cthulu. The absurd hairdo isn't absurd at all. It hides the tentacles.
Donald Trump was born when someone put a pinkie ring in a bag of Cheetos and left it in a lightning storm.
The celebrity couple name for Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton is Clump.
Wow, busy day for Donald Trump. Tomorrow he'll probably ban dogs from homes, end Star Wars, put spiders in every shower and outlaw dreaming.
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