#angie

There's Angie, and then there's Drunk Angie, and one of us tried to make it to Mexico on an exercise bike.

Oh Jessica... A fatal stabbing left a man bleeding to death just outside of an apartment complex, alone. As he started to lose consciousness, the man began writing the name of his killer, Jeffrey, his next door neighbor. The name was left incomplete, as he'd succumbed just after almost finishing the first ""F"". Jeff's wife Angie stumbled upon the scene. She was horrified, but knew she had to cover up his crime for their children's sake. She quickly thought to write the name of the floozy girl w…

I was talking to a farmer in a pub.... I was in a pub out the back of nowhere, with a mate, and we struck up a great conversion with an old farmer at the bar. I asked him to tell us a bit about himself, and he told is this great story. ""See, I loved tractors, right, ever since I was a little kid, my dad would take me out to lots of tractor shows around the state, and to my favourite, tractor towing contests"". I had no idea that this was a thing, and so I asked him about it. ""It's tug of war, …

New girlfriend? ( ): Hmmm, I guess things are really getting serious between me and my girlfriend, uh, Angie, because I just added the song "Angie" to my favourites playlist. ( ): I mean, I don't even particularly like that song.