Oh Jessica... A fatal stabbing left a man bleeding to death just outside of an apartment complex, alone. As he started to lose consciousness, the man began writing the name of his killer, Jeffrey, his next door neighbor. The name was left incomplete, as he'd succumbed just after almost finishing the first ""F"". Jeff's wife Angie stumbled upon the scene. She was horrified, but knew she had to cover up his crime for their children's sake. She quickly thought to write the name of the floozy girl w

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Too Much to Drink It was getting late one night when the bartender at a pub decided he'd have to cut one of the regulars off. *""You've had too much to drink Jeffrey. I've got to stop servin' ya.""* *""Aye, it seems I have. Besides, the wife's probably gonna be mad I drank too much again. I should get on home""* replied Jeffrey. At which point he tried to get up off his barstool, but immediately fell to the floor. ***SMACK*** After another attempt to get up, Jeffrey fell to the floor once more.

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