What did the police find in Jeffrey Dahmer's shower? Head and shoulders.

Too Much to Drink It was getting late one night when the bartender at a pub decided he'd have to cut one of the regulars off. *""You've had too much to drink Je

Why was Jeffrey Dahmer so healthy? Because he ate five fruits a day!

Jeffrey Dahmer and his mom are having dinner. Jeffey's mom looks over at him and says ""Jeff I don't like your friends"". Jeffery then replies ""You can eat the