Too Much to Drink It was getting late one night when the bartender at a pub decided he'd have to cut one of the regulars off. *""You've had too much to drink Jeffrey. I've got to stop servin' ya.""* *""Aye, it seems I have. Besides, the wife's probably gonna be mad I drank too much again. I should get on home""* replied Jeffrey. At which point he tried to get up off his barstool, but immediately fell to the floor. ***SMACK*** After another attempt to get up, Jeffrey fell to the floor once more. ***SMACK*** *""Do ya need some help there Jeffrey?""* said the bartender. *""No no, I'll be fine. I only live across the road!""* responded Jeffrey as he crawled drunkenly across the pub floor. It took Jeffrey quite a while to get to the door of the pub. He tried to get up and walk once more, but he fell back to the ground just as hard. ***SMACK*** Eventually, after much struggle he made it across the street and into his apartment. The next day he woke up with a splitting headache, and it was clear is wife was not pleased. *""Ya got piss drunk again last night, didn't ya Jeffrey?!?""* she barked. Jeffrey sighed, and then responded *""Yes dear, I did. I'm so sorry! How did ya know?""* To which his wife snapped back *""The pub phoned this mornin'. Ya left yer damn wheelchair at the bar again!""*