#jeffs

*blood everywhere* "What kind of ANIMAL would DO this?" Well, that's a gazelle Jeff, so probably a lion *to other ranger* Jeff's new here

Lawyer fails When Harriet had been declared missing, Jeffrey Pritchett knew things had gotten far out of hand. ""Did she find out about him and Angela? Where was she? What had she done?"" thought Jeff, when the police arrived. Unable to provide any satisfactory replies to them, he became the primary suspect and spent the night in jail. The next morning, in court, matters were made worse when witness after witness came to the stand testifying to all sorts of horrible threats that the accused made…

Coffee Humor At work this morning I was informed a coworkers Dad had died. Another co workers wife had a baby. Later I saw my boss at the coffee pot. I said "" just so you know Jeff's Dad died. On a lighter note Bill's wife had a baby. So we're at a net zero.""

Oh Jessica... A fatal stabbing left a man bleeding to death just outside of an apartment complex, alone. As he started to lose consciousness, the man began writing the name of his killer, Jeffrey, his next door neighbor. The name was left incomplete, as he'd succumbed just after almost finishing the first ""F"". Jeff's wife Angie stumbled upon the scene. She was horrified, but knew she had to cover up his crime for their children's sake. She quickly thought to write the name of the floozy girl w…

Magic Number 5 I was walking down the street the other day when I saw my best friend Jeff. I walked up to him and mentioned that I had the craziest dream the other night. Jeff listened as I told him that the dream consisted of just one thing. A huge glowing number "5". It was made of gold and sparkled with shiny diamonds. Jeff's curiosity was peaked. I went on to say that the first thing that I did in the morning was to grab the daily racing digest and look up the 5th race. Jeff raised an eyeb…

Magic Number 5 I was walking down the street the other day when I saw my best friend Jeff. I walked up to him and mentioned that I had the craziest dream the other night. Jeff listened as I told him that the dream consisted of just one thing. A huge glowing number ""5"". It was made of gold and sparkled with shiny diamonds. Jeff's curiosity was peaked. I went on to say that the first thing that I did in the morning was to grab the daily racing digest and look up the 5th race.

Jeff and Mike are in a car accident and both die. Upon Jeff's arrival at the Pearly Gates, he is met by St. Peter. "Where is my friend Mike?" Jeff asked. St. Peter replies, "Well, Mike was not as fortunate as you. He went in the other direction instead of getting into Heaven." Jeff was bothered by this and asked, "Well, could I see Mike one more time just to be sure he is OK?" So, Jeff and St. Peter walked over to the edge of Heaven and looked down. There was Mike, on a sandy beach, with a gorge…