#hong-kong

look son, i kinda need you to go to hong kong & win a martial arts tournament to the death for me because i sorta told my neighbor you did

A Man throws a stick The stick lands on a car, the dog follows it. The car goes to JFK airport, the dog follows it. 'Come back!' Yelled the man, but to no avail. The stick lands in baggage, the dog goes into another baggage in hopes of finding the stick. The respective owners of the baggages are both going to China, 24 hours later, they arrive at the Hong Kong international airport. The dog retrieves the stick, and goes around the airport finding for the plane going to JFK Airport, the confused …

Yo momma's so fat... She got more chins than a Hong Kong phone book.

If Great Britian leaves the EU then it will be like its own Hong Kong Owned by the British, surprisingly prosperous for its size, and desperately longing to be white.

Your mother and I are getting a divorce after 45 years of marriage. An elderly man in Oklahoma calls his son in New York and says, ""I hate to ruin your day son, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are getting a divorce; 45 years of marriage... and that much misery is enough!"" ""Dad, what are you talking about?"" the son yells. ""We can't stand the sight of each other any longer,"" the old dad explained. ""We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your …

It's the 1920s. A German tourist while walking around in New York city's Chinatown, notices a restaurant named ""Hans Baumhauer's authentic chop suey""... He gets curious, and wants to find out more about this German man who has set up a restaurant in the heart of china town. He asks a very old Chinese man squatting in front of the restaurant, ""Do you know this Hans Baumhauer who owns this restaurant?"" ""Yes"", says the old man, ""I am Hans Baumhauer."" ""Really?!"" Says the German with surpri…

Went to a Hong Kong style buffet But it was in *Canteen*ese!

Hey guys. What's the most reassuring thing about the Riot Police presence in Hong Kong right now? *Their guns are probably made in China.* yuk yuk yuk

A rubbish collector knocks on the door of a house that didn't leave their bin outside and an Asian man answers the door >""Excuse me mate, where's ya bin?"" >""I bin Hong Kong!"" >""No where's ya wheelie bin?"" >""I wheelie bin Hong Kong!"" Sorry it's an old joke I heard as a kid!

There have been pro-democracy protest in hongkong, where police have tried to intimidate protestors but the Students held firm by playing table tennis and chanting slogans. It was a Hong Kong ding dong ping pong sing song.

A Chinese acrobat/protester somersaulted over the police line in Hong Kong and was pepper sprayed. The crowd declared, ""That was a-mace-ing!""

The Japanese Monastary Ronald Fujikawa was on a plane from Walla Walla, Washington to Hong Kong for a business trip, but the plane ran low of fuel partway there, so they had to land in Tokyo, Japan. As the crew was refueling the plane, it was discovered that there were other mechanical problems to be addressed. Thus, the flight out of Japan was delayed for 12 hours. Ronald, though upset by the setback, decided it would be a better idea to spend this time doing fun stuff. So, he goes to the infor…

If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping-gong and died what would they put on his coffin? A lid.

Why didn't King Kong go to Hong Kong? He didn't like Chinese food.

Family xmas problem solved An elderly man in Oklahoma calls his son in New York and says, "I hate to ruin your day son, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are getting a divorce; 45 years of marriage... and that much misery is enough!" "Dad, what are you talking about?" the son yells. "We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the old dad explained. "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Hong Kong and tell her!". Frantic, th…

An elderly man in Texas calls his son in New York... and says, "I hate to ruin your day son, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are getting a divorce; 45 years of marriage... and that much misery is enough!" "Dad, what are you talking about?" the son yells. "We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the old dad explained. "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Hong Kong and tell her!". Frantic, the son calls his sister, w…

Breaking News - in Hong Kong, a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying purple paint CNN reports that both crews are marooned

Divorce An elderly man in Oklahoma calls his son in New York and says, "I hate to ruin your day son, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are getting a divorce; 45 years of marriage... and that much misery is enough!" "Dad, what are you talking about?" the son yells. "We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the old dad explained. "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Hong Kong and tell her!". Frantic, the son calls his sis…

A bank robbery During a recent robbery in Hong Kong