#king-kong

I've stepped on a Lego before so I'm calling bullshit on Godzilla and King Kong being that difficult to take down

Probably the worst & the best thing about having King Kong go crazy in your town would be the huge, monster genitalia.

What does King Kong and a black person have in common? neither of them can't speak english and are unemployed.

Why did King Kong.... Climb the Empire State Building? ...He couldn't fit in the elevator.

How much did King Kong get paid for his latest movie? A gorillian dollars

Three men are deserted on an Island Three men become deserted on an Island after their Boat crashes. They soon encounter the King of the Island who promises a way off the Island. The only catch is only one of them is allowed off the Island. The King requests that whoever finds the most Ping Pong Balls on the Island will be granted the way off the Island. The three go their separate ways to find the most Ping Pong Balls. The first man comes back after four weeks with a bag full of Ping Pong Balls…

In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.

Q: What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty? A: Are you my mother?

Q: What is the difference between a trumpet soloist and King Kong? A: King Kong is more sensitive.

What's brown and furry on the inside and clear on the outside? King Kong in clingfilm

What should you do if you are on a picnic with King Kong? Give him the biggest bananas.

Where does King Kong sleep? Anywhere he wants to.

If you crossed King Kong and a bell what would you have? A ding-dong King Kong.

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a watchdog? A terrified postman.

If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping-gong and died what would they put on his coffin? A lid.

What is as big as King Kong but doesn't weigh anything? King Kong's shadow.

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a budgie? A messy cage.

If King Kong came to England why would he live in the Tower of London? Because he's a beef-eater.

What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty? ""Are you my mother?""

What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the kitchen? Just don't monkey with him.

Why is King Kong big and hairy? So you can tell him apart from a gooseberry.

Why did King Kong paint the bottoms of his feet brown? So that he could hide upside down in a jar of peanut butter.

Why didn't King Kong go to Hong Kong? He didn't like Chinese food.

What did the big ape say when he dialed incorrectly? ""Oops! King Kong ring wrong.""

What do you get if King Kong sits on your piano? A flat note.