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So there was this guy in the tower of London. He was a prisoner waiting to be executed. At his trial the judge said ""Your crimes are so heinous you'll be executed next week! But, I won't tell you which day because It'll be more terrifying if you are surprised."" As the prisoner was waiting in his cell, he figured: *They can't execute me on Sunday, because when Saturday night rolls around I'll know that there's only one day left for me to be executed, so I won't be surprised.* *By that logic, th

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A Texan was taking a taxi tour of London... As they went past the Tower of London the cabbie explained what the building was and provided a brief history. Upon hearing that its construction started in 1346 and was completed in 1412, the Texan stated, "Really? A little ol' tower like that? In Houston we'd have that thing up in two weeks!" Next they passed the House of Parliament, and the cabbie again gave a brief history, omitting the construction dates this time. However, being eager t

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