#hulk-hogan

My 4 year old loves wrestling with the family. He's Hulk Hogan, I'm The Rock and our 1 year old is the folding chair.

I tear the plastic off of dry cleaning with the same intensity Hulk Hogan ripped off his tiny yellow tanktops.

Hulk Hogan walks into a tanning salon and drops a saddle on the counter. "Make me look like this brother!"

One time my dad got mad at hulk hogan and yelled "YOURE WASTING SHIRTS" at the TV

[on the phone with wife] Honey, who do you like better, Hulk Hogan or Jafar from Aladdin? "Tell me why." [winks at tattoo artist] No reason.

Hulk Hogan: I struggled to overcome manic-depression. Me [as his therapist]: So you could say you had to wrestle mania? *gets leg dropped*

The Incredible Hulk Had to share a bedsit with the Incredible Hulk a while ago. I remember one time ago when I'd finished work, I walked in and saw The Incredible Hulk sat there watching television. I asked him what he was watching. ""Hulk watch news."" was the response. When the news had finished I asked him, ""Can I watch TV now?"" ""No. Hulk watch nature!"" and he switched the channel and I had to sit through a boring one hour documentary about lions. After what seemed like an age and the pro…

In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.

What do you call DJ Khaled crossdressing as Hulk Hogan? "A "brother" one."