What would you get if you crossed King Kong with a skunk? I don't know but it could always get a seat on a bus!#King Kong#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
There is a new Barbie doll on the market - King Kong Barbie ...six foot tall ape holding Barbie doll dressed like Fae Rae#King Kong#Fae Rae0🔗 SharePermalink →
What's the best way to get King Kong to sit up and beg? Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.#King Kong#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
What do you get if you cross King Kong with a snowman? Frostbite.#King Kong#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog? A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.#King Kong#Empire State Building#Animals0🔗 SharePermalink →
What do you do if King Kong sits in front of you at the cinema? Miss most of the film!#King Kong#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
What happened when King Kong swallowed Big Ben? He found time-consuming.#King Kong#Big Ben#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
Why did King Kong join the army? To learn about gorilla warfare.#King Kong#Military#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
How do you catch King Kong? Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.#King Kong#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
Why did King Kong climb the Empire State Building? He had a plane to catch#King Kong#Empire State Building#Q&A0🔗 SharePermalink →
What do you call a gorilla that got shot even though it didn't want to do anything wrong? King Kong#King Kong#Q&A0🔗 SharePermalink →