#chinatown

Heading to Chinatown tomorrow just to hear the people there say the word "election" all day.

I have created the only non-racist Chinese joke. So I went to Chinatown today. There were too many bright lights. I asked them to dim sum.

I lived in Chinatown for a while. My Chinese friends always played jokes on me. ..I'm so tired of pee-pee in my Coke! It tastes horrible!

Walking through San Francisco 's Chinatown , a tourist from the Midwest was enjoying the artistry of all the Chinese restaurants, shops, signs and banners......When he turned a corner and saw a building with the sign 'Moishe Plotnik's Laundry.' 'Moishe Plotnik?' he wondered. ""How does that belong in Chinatown ?"" He walked into the shop and saw a fairly standard looking dry cleaner, although he could see that the proprietors were clearly aware of the uniqueness of the store name as there were b…

Where do Chinese people live? Chinatown

It's the 1920s. A German tourist while walking around in New York city's Chinatown, notices a restaurant named ""Hans Baumhauer's authentic chop suey""... He gets curious, and wants to find out more about this German man who has set up a restaurant in the heart of china town. He asks a very old Chinese man squatting in front of the restaurant, ""Do you know this Hans Baumhauer who owns this restaurant?"" ""Yes"", says the old man, ""I am Hans Baumhauer."" ""Really?!"" Says the German with surpri…

A guy is visiting San Francisco, and walks into a small store in Chinatown. He notices a small bronze statue of a rat. He asks the owner ""how much"", and the owner replies ""$50 for the bronze rat, and $1000 for the story behind it."" The guy says, ""forget the story"", and buys the rat. As he's walking down the street he notices two live rats following him. As he continues to walk, more rats start following him. He starts to get a little concerned, and heads for the waterfront. By the time he …

A tourist in Chinatown sees a sign advertising ""Hans Olafsen's Laundry"" He goes inside to check it out, and there's an old Asian man in the corner. ""How did this place get named 'Hans Olafsen's Laundry'?"" he asks. ""It's named after me, Hans Olafsen."" said the man. ""That's an unusual name for a Chinese man"" observed the tourist. ""When I was in the immigration center, I followed a man named Hans Olafsen. When they asked my name, I told them 'Sam Ting'"".

My friend gave me a free dvd... but it's only Chinatown.

I recently went to a gym in Chinatown. When I walked into the mens' changing room... ...there were Wangs everywhere!

Walking through Chinatown a tourist is fascinated with all the Chinese restaurants shops signs and banners. He turns a corner and sees a building with the sign ""Hans Olaffsen's Laundry."" ""Hans Olaffsen?"" he muses. ""How in hell does that fit in here?"" So he walks into the shop and sees an old Chinese gentleman behind the counter. The tourist asks ""How did this place get a name like 'Hans Olaffsen's Laundry?'"" The old man answers ""Is name of owner."" The tourist asks ""Well who and …

How does this name fit? Walking through Chinatown, a tourist is fascinated with all the Chinese restaurants, shops, signs and banners. He turns a corner and sees a building with the sign, Hans Olaffsen's Laundry. Hans Olaffsen?, he muses. How in the world that name fits in here? So he decides to walk into the shop and sees an old Chinese gentleman behind the counter. The tourist asks, How did this place get a name like Hans Olaffsen's Laundry? The old man answers, Is name of owner. The touris…

A Jewish guy walking through Chinatown notices a jewelry shop with has a big sign that says - Abe Goldberg jewelry. He walks in and asks to meet Abe Goldberg. A Chinese man comes out from the back and says - herro

A man was walking through Chinatown when he saw a sign saying "Hans Schmidt's Chinese Laundry". Being curious, he went into the shop and was greeted by an elderly Oriental man who introduced himself as Hans Schmidt. "How come you have a name like that?" inquired the stranger. "You don't look very German!" "Is simple," said the Oriental shop owner. "Many many year ago when come to this country I stand in immigration line behind big German guy. Immigration lady look at him and go, 'What your name?…