#chinese-restaurants

I don't understand the trend of Chinese restaurants with "NO MSG!" signs. Why would I eat somewhere that I can't send texts?

I tried to join a local gang of thieves that were stealing supplies from Chinese restaurants in town. I don't think I made the cut though. They told me to go take a walk.

Walking through San Francisco 's Chinatown , a tourist from the Midwest was enjoying the artistry of all the Chinese restaurants, shops, signs and banners......When he turned a corner and saw a building with the sign 'Moishe Plotnik's Laundry.' 'Moishe Plotnik?' he wondered. ""How does that belong in Chinatown ?"" He walked into the shop and saw a fairly standard looking dry cleaner, although he could see that the proprietors were clearly aware of the uniqueness of the store name as there were b…

Went to one of those cheap all you can eat Chinese restaurants last night and had to make a complaint to the waitress. ""Excuse me, this chicken tastes really rubbery..."" I said. ""Ahhhh thank you very much, I get you some more!"" She said.

Walking through Chinatown a tourist is fascinated with all the Chinese restaurants shops signs and banners. He turns a corner and sees a building with the sign ""Hans Olaffsen's Laundry."" ""Hans Olaffsen?"" he muses. ""How in hell does that fit in here?"" So he walks into the shop and sees an old Chinese gentleman behind the counter. The tourist asks ""How did this place get a name like 'Hans Olaffsen's Laundry?'"" The old man answers ""Is name of owner."" The tourist asks ""Well who and …

How does this name fit? Walking through Chinatown, a tourist is fascinated with all the Chinese restaurants, shops, signs and banners. He turns a corner and sees a building with the sign, Hans Olaffsen's Laundry. Hans Olaffsen?, he muses. How in the world that name fits in here? So he decides to walk into the shop and sees an old Chinese gentleman behind the counter. The tourist asks, How did this place get a name like Hans Olaffsen's Laundry? The old man answers, Is name of owner. The touris…

What do you get when you cross a duck and a cat? A Chinese restaurant's newest entree!

What type of music do they play at Chinese Restaurants ? Wok n' Roll