The brother-in law. Fair warning, I just wrote this song after a ""few"" many drinks. _________________________________________________ So, there once was a man named John, living in Kansas. He'd lived his life in the ""right way,"" whatever that means. He went to school, never did drugs, never drank underage, always went to church, went on to a good college, and eventually to a great job at a great company. However, throughout all of his life he had never found ""the one."" Always, there was a …