#mount-rushmore

Now imagine how close together the presidents' bodies are, under their Mount Rushmore heads.

One time I fell asleep on a pile of change. When I woke up, my face looked like Mount Rushmore. (This isn't so much a joke as just something that happened.)

Today I saw a rock group, but none of the 4 members sang Mount Rushmore was kinda disappointing

I learned a very important lesson at Mount Rushmore. The best presidents were stoned.

Geography Pickup Lines ""I'll show you Long Island if you show me those Grand Tetons."" ""I'm gonna make you wetter than the Florida everglades."" ""I wish your face was on Mount Rushmore, cause I wanna climb up on it."" ""How about you let me explore your Badlands tonight?"" ""How about I show you my pan-handle?"" ""I want you like Kansas, layed out flat."" ""Are you Niagara Falls, cause I want to go down you?"" All that I have so far, please suggest more!

Who sculpted Mount Rushmore? George Washington Carver.

Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.

Did you guys here about what was going on at Mount Rushmore before the carvings? Man, that shit was unpresidented.

Have you seen Mount Rushmore before it was carved? It's beauty was unpresidented.

Did you guys here about what was going on at Mount Rushmore before the carvings? Man

If you blew up Mount Rushmore, what crime would you have committed? Four counts of defacing a national monument.