Geography Pickup Lines ""I'll show you Long Island if you show me those Grand Tetons."" ""I'm gonna make you wetter than the Florida everglades."" ""I wish your face was on Mount Rushmore, cause I wanna climb up on it."" ""How about you let me explore your Badlands tonight?"" ""How about I show you my pan-handle?"" ""I want you like Kansas, layed out flat."" ""Are you Niagara Falls, cause I want to go down you?"" All that I have so far, please suggest more!
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