Superman: Kinda sucks you can't fly. Batman: It's okay. Superman: Why? Batman: My planet hasn't exploded, so I can still walk and drive.

If Twitter was any more fun we'd have to smuggle it in from Mexico.

If Superman were a realtor, he could describe literally any apartment in the world as 'a stone's throw from the beach'.

Guy wearing Superman t-shirt. LOL. Way to blow your identity idiot.