9yo: Look what I made! Me: What? 9yo: I taped 2 toilet rolls & made binoculars! Me: Great.*Holds up iPhone* This is what 9yos in China make.

We only speak to our two year old with a British accent. She's going to be the coolest kindergartner in Kansas.

*lost in China* Friend: ask that man where we are Me [pretending to speak Chinese with a local]: xian chan sen F: well? Me: we're in China

If she's "one-in-million" there's 1,344 of her in China.