Four dogs Mexican, American, Polish, Russian are discussing their lives. The Mexican dog says, ""the servants used to leave meat out for me, but now I have to bark for it."" The American dog says, ""you have servants in Mexico?"" The Polish dog says, ""they feed you meat?"" The Russian dog says, ""they let you bark?""
"Uh-oh!" - My toddler, looking me dead in the eye while he feeds his dinner to the dog
I'll usually order the chicken sandwich. I like my food to be more cowardly than I am.
Once a neighbor kid asked if my dog had any nicknames & I lied & made a bunch up & now whenever I see her she asks how Tree Trunk' is doing
A chihuahua is just a barking cat.
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