So a police officer stopped a car at the roadblock ... and he said to the driver: ""Congratulations, you happened to be the 10,000th person to pass by this area and you win $10,000, now can you tell me what are you going to do with it?"" The driver replied: ""I am going to buy a driving license since I don't have one yet."" The woman sitting beside him quickly said: ""Officer, ignore this idiot, he was drinking too much just now."" Then the guy sitting behind them sighed: ""I told you you won't make it far with a stolen car..."" Suddenly someone knocked from behind the trunk and asked: ""We pass Mexico border or no?"" (p/s: Saw it somewhere years ago but I can't remember where and the exact content, so I am posting it here and modified it a little bit, sorry for bad English btw)