#nevada-desert

An Indian Chief was taking a week off in Las Vegas After just two days, he had gambled away all his funds, so he sent a smoke signal back to his tribe asking them to wire him more money. The tribe signalled back, saying ""No way, you're being reckless with your money and we're not sending you any more!"" Just then, a nuclear bomb was detonated in the Nevada desert. The Chief watched in awe as the gigantic mushroom cloud reached toward the sky. Then, further in the distance, he saw a tiny plume o…

A black guy, a Mexican guy, and a white hillbilly are the only survivors of a plane crash in the Nevada desert. As they attempt to walk back to civilization, they come across a genie lamp. The genie pops out and offers to grant them each one wish. The black guy steps forward and says ""My people have been enslaved for centuries and oppressed for all of our history. We are treated like second-class citizens and people always assume the worst of us. My wish is that all black men, women, and childr…

Werner Heisenberg is driving a Cadillac at 130 miles per hour across the Nevada desert. Erwin Schrodinger is riding shotgun. Georg Ohm is in the back seat. A state trooper pulls them over, walks to the driver's side window and says: ""Do you know how fast you were going?"" To which Heisenberg replies: ""No, but I can tell you our location at the time."" The trooper decides to inspect the vehicle. After a moment he comes back to the passenger side, gun drawn, and yells: ""Did you know there is a …

Three disabled athletes – a blind man, an amputee and a guy in a wheelchair – were flying back with the US team from the 2008 Paralympics when their plane crashed in the Nevada Desert. The trio were the only survivors and faced an anxious wait hoping that someone would rescue them. After two days there was still no sign of help, so, feeling really thirsty, they decided to set off in search of water. The amputee led the way, with the blind man pushing the guy in the wheelchair, and soon they foun…