#werner-heisenberg

Werner Heisenberg is speeding down the highway... and this cop pulls him over. The cop says, ""Sir, do you have any idea how fast you were going?"" Heisenberg replies, ""No, but I know exactly where I am!""

Werner Heisenberg was pulled over for speeding... The cop asked ""Do you know how fast you were going?"" ""Not a clue,"" Heisenberg replied. ""But I know exactly where I am.""

Werner Heisenberg is driving down the road. A cop pulls him over and asks ""Do you know how fast you were going?"" Heisenberg replies ""No, but I know where I am.""

Werner Heisenberg is driving a Cadillac at 130 miles per hour across the Nevada desert. Erwin Schrodinger is riding shotgun. Georg Ohm is in the back seat. A state trooper pulls them over, walks to the driver's side window and says: ""Do you know how fast you were going?"" To which Heisenberg replies: ""No, but I can tell you our location at the time."" The trooper decides to inspect the vehicle. After a moment he comes back to the passenger side, gun drawn, and yells: ""Did you know there is a …

Werner Heisenberg just unveiled a new car... It comes with a GPS or a speedometer, but not both.

Science jokes Thought i'd make a post compiling a few of my favourite science jokes. You can add your favourites in the comments below. Q: How many physicists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to hold the lightbulb, and the other to rotate the universe around it. Q: What's the difference between a quantum mechanic and an automobile mechanic? A: The quantum mechanic doesn't have to open his garage door to get his car out. Werner Heisenberg is pulled over for speeding. The officer …

Werner Heisenberg is driving down the street when a cop pulls him over. The cop walks up to the car, knocks on the window, and when Werner rolls it down, asks, ""Sir, do you know how fast you were going?"" ""No,"" replies Werner. ""But I knew where I was!""

Werner Heisenberg is driving, enjoying a nice day out of the office, when a police officer pulls him over. The officer asks him, "Do you know how fast you were going?" "No, officer." replies Heisenberg. "You were going 39 in a 25." "Shit, now I'm lost."

Did you know that Werner Heisenberg actually existed? I always thought he was a theoretical physicist

German physicist Werner Heisenberg is pulled over for speeding. The cop asked