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A Russian, a Mexican, and an American are sitting in a bar The Russian orders a bottle of vodka takes a shot, throws the bottle in the air and shoots it. He says ""we have plenty of that in our country!"" The Mexican orders a bottle of tequila takes a shot, throws it in the air and shoots it. He says ""we have plenty of that in our country!"" The American orders a beer, takes a drink, then sets it down on the bar and turns to the Mexican and shoots him. He says ""we have too many of them in our …

A German taxi driver was on his shift... He is driving one of these Mercedes models that have the Mercedes emblem as a hood ornament. A guy waves him down, so he stops and let him enter. It was a tourist, in town on his first trip to Germany. The driver asks: ""So, how do you like our country?"" The guy answers: ""Oh, it's great. But it is so different from home in many aspects. Some things, I cannot make sense of."" The taxi driver asks: ""Really? Like what?"" The guy says: ""Well, for instance…

Two men, an American and a Russian were argueing. One said, in my country I can go to the white house walk to the president's office and pound the desk and say ""Mr president! I don't like how you're running things in this country!"" The Russian said ""I can do that too!"" ""really?"" ""Yes! I can go to the Kremlin, walk into the general secretary's office and pound the desk and say, mr. secretary, I don't like how Reagan is running his country!""

During World War II, four men are captured by the German forces... During World War II, four prisoners are captured and brought back to a German base, set to await the death penalty in their cells. The prisoners are a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman and an Englishman. One morning, a German officer comes in and tells the prisoners, ""You are to be lined up and each shot in turn, but before you are shot you get a final wish."" The Scotsman says, ""Before I'm shot I'd like to hear Highland Cathed…

An American, a Frenchman, and a Canadian are all in a boat... An American, a Frenchman, and a Canadian are all in a boat. The boat is sinking. The Frenchman throws a baguette off of the boat, saying ""We have too many of these in our country."" The American throws a computer off of the boat, saying ""We have too many of these in our country."" The Canadian immediately throws the Frenchman off of the boat, saying ""We have too many of these in our country.""

A rabbit and a bear A bear was fishing with his rabbit friend, After a while of fishing they caight a fish, just before the bear was about to eat it the fish started talking, ""Please dont eat me, Im a magic fish and ill grant you 3 wishes each if you spare me"" The bear and the rabbit agreed, so the bear started with his first wish ""I want you to make all the male bears in this forest to dissapear, I want to be the only male bear in this forest."" The fish granted his wish went on to the rabbi…

A black guy, a Mexican guy, and a white hillbilly are the only survivors of a plane crash in the Nevada desert. As they attempt to walk back to civilization, they come across a genie lamp. The genie pops out and offers to grant them each one wish. The black guy steps forward and says ""My people have been enslaved for centuries and oppressed for all of our history. We are treated like second-class citizens and people always assume the worst of us. My wish is that all black men, women, and childr…

An American, Iranian, and a Mexican are sitting in a plane when suddenly the captain says "" Ok everyone remain calm but the airplane is too heavy and we are going down, everybody needs to throw some items out of the plane. The Iranian throws out a soccer ball and says"" we have too many of these in my country"" The Mexican throws out some bread and says "" We have too many of these in my country"" The American picks up and throws out the Mexican and says "" We have too many of these in my count…

An American, an Arab and a French are in a plane. The American throws a bunch of hamburgers through the window and the others say: ""Why do you throw these hamburgers? Because I have too many in my country."" The Arab throws gallons of oil through the window and the others say: ""Why do you throw all this oil? Because I have too much in my country."" Then the French throws the Arab through the window.

A black man, a Hispanic man, and a white man are on a boat The black man throws over some drugs saying I got enough of these in my country The Hispanic man throws over some tacos saying I got enough of these in my country The white man throws over the black man and the Hispanic man saying I got enough of these in my country

There were 3 men on an airplane. [slightly racist] One was black, one was white, and one was asian. It was a very old airplane and it started to malfunction. The pilot told everyone on board to throw something away so the airplane can lose weight. The black man threw away 2 packs of cigarettes and the white man asked ""why'd you do that?"". The black man replies ""we have too many of these in our country."" The asian man throws away a pack of instant noodles and the black man asked ""why'd you d…

An Englishman a Scotsman and a Maori were all seated together in a plane one day. The plane is passing over England and the englishman pulls out a sword, throws it out of the plane and proclaims ""I did it for my queen and country"" The plane then passes over Scotland and so the scotsman pulls out an axe and throws it out of the plane proclaiming in a thick scottish accent ""I did it fer my country"" The plane is about to make a pass over New Zealand and the Maori not wanting to be the odd one o…

2 men and a blonde are arrested by the secret police for treason During the interrogation, the interrogator brings them into a room and hooks each of them to a lie detecting machine, claiming that they would be vaporised if they told a lie. He then turns to the first man and asks a question. ""Why did you perform such an act? ""I was only thinking about what was best for the country."" The lie detector remains silent and the interrogator proceeds to ask the next man another question. ""Do you ha…

Three guys in a hot air baloon Three guys (Asian, American, and a Mexican) are on a hot air balloon trying to get back home. Something punctured the hot air balloon so now its going down really fast. The three guys decided to throw stuff that they don't need away so the balloon won't fall down too fast. The Asian threw away rice and said, ""I have a lot of this in my country."" The Mexican threw away beans and said, ""I have a lot of this in my country."" The American threw over the Mexican. The…

French Joke (translated) A Frenchman, an American, and an Arab are on a hot air balloon. The hot air ballon wouldn't lift-off as there was too much weight, so the three friends agree on throwing off anything that is plentiful in their respective countries. The rich American goes forth and throws away piles on piles of dollars, stating that ""There are too many in my country"". The Arab goes next and throws off tons of gold, his gold watch, bars, etc. stating that ""There is too much of it in my …

A German taxi driver was on his shift... He is driving one of these Mercedes models that have the Mercedes emblem as a hood ornament. A guy waves him down, so he stops and let him enter. It was a tourist, in town on his first trip to Germany. The driver asks: "So, how do you like our country?" The guy answers: "Oh, it's great. But it is so different from home in many aspects. Some things, I cannot make sense of." The taxi driver asks: "Really? Like what?" The guy says: "Well, for instance, …

A Soviet and an American are talking The American says, "I am able to March into DC, march into the oval office, and say. Mr Reagan, I don't like how you're running this country." The Russian scoffs and says, "I can do the same, I can march into Moscow, go to the Kremlin, go to the general secretary's office and say. Mr Gorbachev, I don't like how Reagan is running his country."