An American, Iranian, and a Mexican are sitting in a plane when suddenly the captain says "" Ok everyone remain calm but the airplane is too heavy and we are going down, everybody needs to throw some items out of the plane. The Iranian throws out a soccer ball and says"" we have too many of these in my country"" The Mexican throws out some bread and says "" We have too many of these in my country"" The American picks up and throws out the Mexican and says "" We have too many of these in my country""
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