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Mister Bear and Mister Rabbit were running... ...through the forest. They ran into a fairy and she gave each of them three wishes, taking turns doing one at a time. Mr Bear bursts forward ""I'll go first."" ""I wish I was the most eligible bachelor in the whole forest."" The fairy makes it so. Mr Rabbit asked for ""a crash test helmet."" The fairy shrugged and gave it to him. Then Mr Bear said ""I wish I was the only male bear in the forest."" The fairy makes it so. Then Mr Rabbit asks for ""a r…

A rabbit and a bear A bear was fishing with his rabbit friend, After a while of fishing they caight a fish, just before the bear was about to eat it the fish started talking, ""Please dont eat me, Im a magic fish and ill grant you 3 wishes each if you spare me"" The bear and the rabbit agreed, so the bear started with his first wish ""I want you to make all the male bears in this forest to dissapear, I want to be the only male bear in this forest."" The fish granted his wish went on to the rabbi…

A bear is chasing a rabbit in a forest... The rabbit is a bit faster than the bear, so the bear can't quite catch him. However, the rabbit is running so fast he isn't looking where he's going, and runs head-first into a tree. The rabbit is momentarily stunned and in pain, and the bear comes running up and is about to catch and devour the rabbit then and there, when they both look up in the tree and notice a genie. ""I couldn't help but notice the two of you running through here."" The genie said…

A pedophile and an 8 year old are walking into the forest.. The kid says to the pedo, ""I am scared"" The pedo replies, ""You're scared?? I have to walk back alone!""

A rabbit and a worm, both blind from birth, run into each other in the forest.. The rabbit hurriedly apologizes stating that he was born blind and never meant to cause any trouble. The worm quickly responds that he too was born blind and, on top of it all, was abandoned so he did not even know what he was. Not believing his luck, the rabbit responds that he too did not know what he was and suggested that they take turns patting each other down so that they could finally discover the truth. The w…

So a priest and a kid walk into the forest The kid says to the priest, ""wow, im pretty scared."" the priest says, ""your scared? I have to walk out of here alone.""

There's an Italian in a language class. ""Today we are learning about similes and metaphors. Can anyone give me an example"" says the tutor. A Spaniard pipes up ""My wife dances salsa like a goddess"" Then a french man has his turn ""My wife has pubes like a forest"" The Italian guy likes how this language works, so he has a try ""I met a woman last week, Her eyes where like stars in the sky. Her hair was like soft velvet. She had a body like a supermodel"" the tutor cuts him off there seeing th…

The CIA, MI5, and the KGB have a contest to see who can find a white rabbit in the forest The CIA comes in first place, finding the rabbit in fourteen hours. They used contacts, thermal vision, and satellites. MI5 comes in second place, finding the rabbit in 24 hours using much of the same tactics The KGB comes in last place. In one hour, they produced a bear, near beaten to death, who said ""OK, OK, I admit it, I am a rabbit.""

A Bear is Chasing a Rabbit Through the Forest... The bear has been chasing the rabbit for quite some time now, so needless to say that the rabbit is getting very tired. Suddenly, the rabbit trips over a magic genie lamp on the forest floor...and out pops the genie. ""Thank you for releasing me! For your great deed, I shall grant each of you three wishes!"" The bear speaks up immediately. ""For my first wish, I wish for all the bears in the forest to be female!"" POOF. His wish is granted, and al…

The bunny jogging A bunny is running through the forest and he meets a hedgehog, who's smoking a joint, so the bunny says: ""Hedgehog noo, don't do it, drugs are dangerous, come to run with me in the forest!"" The hedgehog convinced by the bunny runs with him. They run and they meet a bluetit who is doing blue crystal meth. The bunny scandalized says: ""Oh bluetit, please, don't do drugs, it's a very sunny day, run with me and you'll be healthier"". So the hedgehog, the bluetit and the bunny hap…