#mr-rabbit

A bear was taking a crap in the woods. He noticed that a rabbit was a few feet away, doing the same. The bear said, ""Hello, Mr. Rabbit. May I ask you something?"" The rabbit responds, ""Why hello Mr. Bear, of course you can ask me something."" The bear asks, ""Mr. Rabbit, pardon me for asking, but does poop stick to your fur?"" The rabbit replies, ""Why no, Mr. Bear - poop does not stick to my fur."" So the bear picks up the rabbit and wipes his ass with him.

Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit didn't like each other very much One day, while walking through the woods, they came across a golden frog. They were amazed when the frog talked to them. The golden frog admitted that he didn't often meet anyone, but when he did, he always gave them six wishes, He told them that they could have 3 wishes each. Mr Bear. immediately wished that all the other bears in the forest were females. The frog granted his wish. Mr Rabbit, after thinking for a while, wished for a crash…

Mister Bear and Mister Rabbit were running... ...through the forest. They ran into a fairy and she gave each of them three wishes, taking turns doing one at a time. Mr Bear bursts forward ""I'll go first."" ""I wish I was the most eligible bachelor in the whole forest."" The fairy makes it so. Mr Rabbit asked for ""a crash test helmet."" The fairy shrugged and gave it to him. Then Mr Bear said ""I wish I was the only male bear in the forest."" The fairy makes it so. Then Mr Rabbit asks for ""a r…

One day Mr. Rabbit was hopping through the woods.. He was out hopping through the woods, enjoying nature. After hopping around for a while he came across Mr. Deer, who was sparking-up a joint. Mr. Rabbit approached him and said, ""Mr. Deer, you don't need that stuff. We have all of this beautiful nature to enjoy. Put that out, and come frolic with me."" After a bit of convincing, Mr. Deer agrees. He snuffs out his joint, and they take-off. Now the two of them are out frolicking together, laughin…

A wolf is walking through the forest... A wolf is walking through the forest and sees a beaver. ""Come here"" he says. The Beaver comes over and the wolf, looking at a list in his hand, says ""Ah here you are. Mr. Beaver. You'll come to the big field tomorrow at 8am and I'll eat you for breakfast. Any questions?"" ""No"" says the beaver and walks away crying. The next day, after eating the beaver, the wolf is walking and sees a an elk. ""Come here"" he says and the elk walks over. Looking at his…

A bear chases a rabbit though the woods. A bear is chasing a rabbit through the woods, The bear leaps and catches the rabbit, doing so they both roll into a ditch. During the roll, both the bear and rabbit accidently rubbed against a lamp. The lamp begins to shake and let's loose a genie. ""Thank you both my friends, as a reward for setting me free from that lamp, I shall grant you both 3 wishes. Who would like to wish first?"" The bear shoves the rabbit aside and shouts, ""I wish that all the b…

Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit are walking through the woods... ...and attempting to find a way to avoid seeing one another anymore. For a long list of reasons, these two just despise one another, but attempt to be civil, and try to talk through a way they can simply not interact with the other, solving their problem. As they are walking along in the forest, they spot a golden frog, sitting on a nearby lilly pad. They walk up, and start talking to the frog. After a bit of small talk, the frog says t…

The Bear and the Rabbit Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit live in the same forest, but they don't like each other. One day, they come across a golden frog who offers them three wishes each. Mr. Bear wishes that all the other bears in the forest were female. Mr. Rabbit wishes for a crash helmet. Mr. Bear's second wish is that all the bears in the neighboring forests were female as well. Mr. Rabbit wishes for a motorcycle. Mr. Bear's final wish is that all the other bears in the world were female, leaving …

Mr Bear & Mr Rabbit are walking through the forest when they come across a Golden Toad. The Golden Toad says to them "I don't often see others in the forest, but when I do I grant them 3 wishes". Mr Bear pushes Mr Rabbit out of the way, shouting "me first, me first! I wish all the bears except me in this forest were female". No sooner did he say it than it was done, now Mr Bear has mating rights all to himself. Mr Rabbit thought carefully before wishing for a little rabbit sized hel…

Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit live in the same forest but they don't like each other.

One day Mr. Rabbit was hopping through the woods.. He was out hopping through the woods