Two men, an American and a Russian were argueing. One said, in my country I can go to the white house walk to the president's office and pound the desk and say ""Mr president! I don't like how you're running things in this country!"" The Russian said ""I can do that too!"" ""really?"" ""Yes! I can go to the Kremlin, walk into the general secretary's office and pound the desk and say, mr. secretary, I don't like how Reagan is running his country!""
A black man, a lawyer, an illegal immigrant, a Muslim, and a Communist walk into a bar The bartender asks: ""What will it be, Mr. President?""
The president of United States converses with a retired veteran Veteran : You know, mr. president, when I was combatting in the Middle East I once killed 3 enem
A black guy, a Muslim, and a racist walk into a bar... The bartender says, ""The usual, Mr. President?""
Ronald Reagan, Bill Clinton, and Donald Trump go to heaven. They are called before God's throne. ""Who are you, and what good did you do on earth?"", God asks R
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