#puerto-rico

looks like our killer left his calling card. 5 cents/min to canada, 7c/min to puerto rico. he knows what he's doing.

With all this talk of making Puerto Rico the 51st state, I think we should find 2 more to make 53. One nation, indivisible.

this guy was telling my friend from puerto rico trump was gonna deport him and send him back to mexico I never laughed my ass off so hard.

Some people want Puerto Rico to become the 51st State... I say let's do it, and find two more new states. Then we'd have 53 states. A nice PRIME number... ONE NATION - INDIVISIBLE

A joke from Puerto Rico There is an old fort in Puerto Rico,from which comes this joke: A guardsman yells from his post on the wall, ""Captain, Captain!"" The captain runa over, and asks, ""What is it?"" ""There are ship s approaching!"" ""Are they friends or enemy?"" ""They are friends Captain!"" ""How do you know?"" ""They are all coming together!""

Puerto Rico as a new state The United States government is thinking about making Puerto Rico the 51st state of the United States... The flag will be displayed on a clothes line outside of the capital building.

Rich Man and the Ranch A rich man owns a multi-million dollar ranch in Puerto Rico. One day, his ranch supervisor, Paco, calls him on the phone. ""Yes, Paco, what is it?"" says the Rich Man. ""Well, Senor, I have some bad news. Your prize thoroughbred, he has died."" ""My thoroughbred? I was going to make millions off that horse! I'd retired him to stud! How did he die?"" ""He died from exhaustion, Senor,"" Paco sheepishly replied. ""Exhaustion?"" screamed the Rich Man, ""he was retired! How did…

What's the national anthem of Puerto Rico? ""Attention K-Mart shoppers...""

Rich Man and the Ranch A rich man owns a multi-million dollar ranch in Puerto Rico. One day, his ranch supervisor, Paco, calls him on the phone. "Yes, Paco, what is it?" says the Rich Man. "Well, Señor, I have some bad news. Your prize thoroughbred, he has died." "My thoroughbred? I was going to make millions off that horse! I'd retired him to stud! How did he die?" "He died from exhaustion, Señor," Paco sheepishly replied. "Exhaustion?" screamed the Rich Man, "he was retired! How did he ge…

Some people want Puerto Rico to become the 51st State... Some people want Puerto Rico to become the 51st State...

Why wasn't Jesus born in Puerto Rico? He couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.