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Who doesn't like a blonde joke? A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank; she has the title, and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank's pr…

Controversy in Europe Did you hear about the latest controversy in Europe? If Russia attacks Turkey from the behind will Greece help out?

There are seven ages of man: Sixteen to twenty-five... twice daily. Twenty-five to thirty-five... thrice weekly. Thirty-five to forty-five... try weekly. Forty-five to fifty-five... try weakly. Fifty-five to sixty-five... try oysters. Sixty-five to seventy-five... try anything. Seventy-five and beyond... try to remember. And just like the man, there are seven ages of woman: Sixteen to twenty-five, like Africa: partly virgin, partly explored. Twenty-five to thirty-five, like India: hot and myster…

Mr. Zakaria in Microsoft session BillGates organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for Microsoft #Europe. 5000 candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate was Mr. Zakaria Bill Gates: Thank you for coming. Those who do not know JAVA may leave. 2000 people leave the room. Mr. Zakaria says to himself, 'I do not know JAVA but I have nothing to lose if I stay. I'll give it a try' Bill Gates: Candidates who never had experience of managing more than 100 people may leave. 2000 p…

The band Europe is rereleasing their greatest hits on records. It's the vinyl countdown.

Africa and Asia are playing baseball Asia strikes out Africa, Europe

This old dude from Europe is everywhere. The one that is making everybody cry.

Joke Knock knock! Who's there? Europe! Europe who? No! You're a poo!

Little Johnny's at it again.... A teacher asks her class, ""What do you want to be when you grow up?"" Little Johnny says ""I wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, take the best bitch with me, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Hawaii, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel through Europe, an Infinite Visa Card and to make love to her three times a day"". The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with the bad behavior of the child, decides not…

In Europe it's called fruit by the 1/3rd of a meter.

Donald Trump gets elected as President. 1st day in office: We have to bring back jobs from China, lets just call Xi Jinping and tell him he's fired! 2nd day is office: We have insert our dominance back in Europe and send Russia a message, lets just call Putin and threaten him with another Cold War. 3rd day in office: Need to solve the immigration issue, lets just call Nieto and tell him to stop sending rapists. 4th day in office: Need to renegotiate Iran Nuclear Deal, lets just call Khamenei and…

What did Ferris Bueller do after he graduated high school? He went to Europe to study a-Broderick

What did the rest of Europe say to the UK during the heat wave? ""UK m8?""

In Europe they are now printing their money on Greece proof paper.

A man finds a genie... The genie tells the man he gets one wish. The man thinks for a moment then says ""I wish for a highway from the United Sates to Europe."" The genie replies, ""That's too difficult, I can't do that. Make another wish."" The man takes a moment to think then says ""I wish I could understand women!"". The genie looks at him with disbelief then replies ""So how many lanes would you like on that highway?"".

Why is Europe like a frying pan? Because Greece is at the bottom.

A goose is flying over the border between the US and Canada... A goose is flying over the border between the US and Canada. You can hear two shots and the bird falls to the ground. Two hunters arrive at the same time to find the bird lying right on the border and they immediately start arguing about who shot the bird and who should be able to keep it. Finally, the Canadian hunter comes up with a suggestion: ""You know what: We'll settle this like real men. We'll kick each other in the balls unti…

What is the longest rope in the world? Europe

I recently became friends with someone from Central Europe We met at a Chess tournament and I've never once beaten him in a game. He's my Czech mate

I walked all the way from Europe to Africa. I know what you are thinking... Uganda be kidding me!

I have a friend named miles But he moved to Europe so now he goes by Kilometers.

Did you know that World War II was classified as a ""total war"" by historians? [OC] Meaning that it involved the mass mobilization of a country's resources. Britain was one of the nations that really felt the effects of the so called ""total war"", as civilians played a greater role in the military than ever before. Even though they were geographically separated from the rest of Europe, they were hit hard by the war. German shipping blockades cut off foreign supply, which meant that supplies ha…

Little Johnny jokes A teacher asks her class, ""What do you want to be when you grow up?"" Little Johnny says ""I wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, take the best bitch with me, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Hawaii, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel through Europe, an Infinite Visa Card and to make love to her three times a day"". The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with the bad behavior of the child, decides not to give imp…

Spaghetti! A doctor had a fling with his nurse. A few months later she told him she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the nurse some money and told her to go to Italy and have the baby there. ''How will I let you know the baby is born?'', she asked. '' Just send me a postcard and write 'spaghetti' on the back....I'll take care of expenses''.Not knowing what else to do the nurse took the money and flew to Italy. Six months later the doctors wife phoned her husband and explained …

This summer, while visiting Europe, I had a blast in Florence. She seemed to enjoy herself too.