#europe

Josh in Europe. A guy shows his painting of a couple making love to a friend. A friend than asks: ""What is it called."" Artist replies: ""Josh in Europe."" A friend asks again: ""Who is this woman on the painting."" Artist answers: ""That is Joshes wife."" Friend asks: ""So im guessing the man is Josh."" The artist corrects him: ""That is Tom."" Friend than asks: ""So where is Josh."" ""In Europe."" Replies the artist.

The Best Women in Europe An Englishman, A Frenchman and a Russian are debating who has the women. The Englishman says, ""English women are the best. When they sit on a horse their feet can touch the ground. It's not because our horses are short, but because English women have the longest legs in Europe!"" The Frenchman replies, ""That's nothing. When you put your hands around a Frenchwoman's waist your thumbs and fingers touch. It's not because Frenchmen have long fingers, but because Frenchwome…

Europe is in turmoil, but at least I've got some steady income despite the migrant crisis I own a florist around the corner from the French embassy

I lost 100 pounds. Getting mugged in Europe.

A stupid knock knock joke Knock knock! Who's there? Europe. Europe Who? No you're a poo!

Whether Trump or Hillary becomes president, I won't be living in the USA afterwards From someone currently living in Europe with no plans of leaving because of being a student.

My dad, contemplating Brexit and the board game Risk, ""Well, Europe has always been hard to hold.""

""Life is like a fountain"" A boy grows up in a poor Eastern European country. Every Saturday at services his rabbi ends the sermon by saying, ""Life is like a fountain."" The boy remembers this whenever he has a hard test, or he is bullied at school, and it helps him cope. When he gets older, he decides to move to America for a better life. It is hard at first, but he remembers that ""life is like a fountain,"" and perseveres. Eventually he gets a good job and starts a family. Sure, there are s…

Apparently the Brexit is inspiring other countries to hold their own referenda, and could lead to the breakup of the EU. Could this be The Final Countdown for Europe?

Europe is looking amazing right now. It lost a few pounds recently.

Dear England, Now you know what it feels like when you're out of Europe against your will. Scotland.

Why is England so special? Only they can pull out of Europe twice in a week.

BREAKING: Europe awaiting a new wave of economical refugees! But atleast their English is bloody excellent!

My Socials Teacher just posted this long Potato Pun A Girl Potato and Boy Potato had eyes for each other, And finally they got married, and had a little sweet Potato, which they Called 'Yam.' Of course, they wanted the best for Yam. When it was time, they told her about the facts of life. They warned her about going out and getting half-baked, so she wouldn't get accidentally mashed, and get a bad name for herself like 'Hot Potato,' and end up with a bunch of Tater Tots Yam said not to worry, no…

Syria is wherever the Syrians are in Europe

Why did Europe start the first World War? They did't like being sans-Ferdinand.

There's a little known country in central Europe that is ruled by a monarchy... (x-post /r/dadjokes) Not many people are aware of its existence but I assure that it is there all the same. The king of this little land faces a lot of difficulty. He wants to make his kingdom into a sovereign nation but unfortunately they do not have the infrastructure, population, or economy to do so. In fact, this small state is only known for a single export. Thanks to their proximity to some of the finest gold a…

Where's the biggest shopping center in Europe? Malldova

""Knock, knock"""" 2: ""Who's there?"" 1: ""Europe."" 2: ""Europe who?"" 1: ""no ur a poo""

Say what you will about terrorism in Europe At least our planes take off and land at an airport.

TIL Ethiopian warriors conquered part of Central Europe in the 1300s That's why they call it Hungary.

I heard the band Europe wrote a song about the days leading to the end-of-semester exams. It was the finals countdown. :D

What do you call five tomatoes? A tom-a-FOOT! In Europe, they call it a tom-a-METER.

What does a colonial space marine and Europe have in common? They are both xenophobic!

Asia and his father are playing a board game. Asia's father takes his turn. He looks at Asia and says, ""Europe, Asia.""