#europe

Want to be moved for free?,"Just be Jewish , live in 1940s Europe and be willing to live a ghetto.

Hey man, are you not enjoying your trip to Europe? Are you have trouble with the people there?","Nah it's just this one euro peein' that's getting me down...

What does the new socialist leader of France mean for the country, Europe, and the world? Nationalized wine.. Sounds like the right wing will have some whine too.

How many Frenchmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one to hold it in place while the rest of Europe runs circles around it.

Whaddya call a know-it-all from Europe? a Shure-opean

What's the thing in common between your girlfriend starting the pill and the muisic group Europe? It's the final condom... Ta da da da...

Why do Marlboro cigarettes have white filters in America, but yellow filters in Europe? So Keith Richards can tell which continent he's in.

How did the Mongols get to Europe? Steppe by steppe.

What is the correct way to refer to an OP who resides in Europe? The Continental OP.

What do people call Miley Cyrus in Europe? Kilometery Cyrus

What does an American actor say when going to Europe? Let's go PAL.

What do thanksgiving dinner and the refugee crisis in Europe have in common? Turkey and grease

How much free space does Europe have ? 1 GB.

Want to be moved for free? Just be Jewish , live in 1940s Europe , and be willing to live a ghetto.

Hey man, are you not enjoying your trip to Europe? Are you have trouble with the people there? Nah, it's just this one euro peein' that's getting me down...

A couple was traveling across Europe but had to stop abruptly at Finland's borders. Why? Because it was the Finnish line.

Leaving Hillary back home, Bill went on a fact-finding trip to Europe. As his private plane approached London Heathrow, the captain made his customary announcement. "Mr Clinton, would you please return the stewardess to the upright position and prepare to land?" Hillary went to a fortune teller who revealed: "I have some bad news. Bill is going to die a horrible death." Hillary said: "Just tell me one thing. Will I be acquitted?"

Actual meaning of women’s statements: Sure... go ahead = I don't want you to! We need = I want! Do what you want = You'll pay for this later! I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron! I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper....! Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive! How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really not going to like! I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV! Is my bum fat? = Tell…

Q: Mr. Slatery, you went on a rather elaborate honeymoon, didn't you? A: I went to Europe, Sir. Q: And you took your new wife?

Europe to Iceland: Why did you send us volcanic ash? Our airspace has shut down. Iceland: What? That's what you asked for isn't it? Europe: NO! We said cash! CASH! Iceland: Woooops..

This blonde goes to the Western Union office and says, "I just have to get an urgent message to my mother in Europe." The clerk says it will be $100, and she replies "But I don't have any money.... and I must get a message to her, it's urgent!... I'll do anything to get a message to her." The clerk replies "Anything?". "Yes.... ANYTHING!" replies the blonde. He leads her back to his office and closes the door. He tells her to kneel in front of him. "Unzip me..." She does. "Take it out..... go ah…

A depressed young blonde was so desperate that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean. When she went down to the docks, a handsome young sailor noticed her tears, took pity on her, and said, "Look, you've got a lot to live for. I'm off to Europe in the morning, and if you like, I can stow you away on my ship. I'll take good care of you and bring you food every day." Moving closer, he slipped his arm around her shoulder and added, "I'll keep you happy, and you'll keep me h…