#country

A competition between France, England, and Mexico There was to be a contest between 3 countries to see who has the largest gorilla. France was up first, so the Prime Minister went up to the podium and told the audience, ""Our Gorilla is so big, when it raises its arms, he can touch airplanes in the sky. The crowd amazed, thinking no country could top that, was ready to hear England. The Prime Minister of England said, ""Our gorilla is so enormous, that when he raises his arms, he can touch the p…

A young Gujrati boy named Jignesh starts attending public school in a small town in United States. The teacher of the school decides to use her position to try to influence the new student. She asks a question and the student to give correct answer gets $50 prize. She asks the class, ""Who was the greatest man that ever lived?"" A girl raises her hand and says, ""I think George Washington was the greatest man that ever lived because he is the Father of our country."" The teacher replies, ""Well.…

BUSINESS IS BUSINESS A young Jewish boy starts attending public school in a small town. The teacher of the one-room school decides to use her position to try to influence the new student. She asks the class, ""Who was the greatest man that ever lived?""A girl raises her hand and says, ""I think George Washington was the greatest man that ever lived because he is the Father of our country."" The teacher replies, ""Well...that's a good answer, but that's not the answer I am looking for.""Another y…

France is a shitty country... Even the Nice parts are rundown.

Another best farting joke i've EVER heard.. There was a Mexican, a American and a Japanese pilot. They were taking turns flying over each of ther countries so they were flying over Kapan and the Japanese guy drops an apple on his country and the other two ask why he did that and he said ""Because I love my country!"" So they went on to Mexico and the Mexican drops an orange on his country so the other two asked why he did that and he said ""Because I love my country"" So they went on to America …

Aspirin Cure A man goes in for an interview for a job as a TV news broadcaster. The interview went quite well but the trouble was he kept winking and stammering. The interviewer said, ""Although you have a lot of the qualities we're looking for, the fact that you keep winking and stammering disqualifies you."" ""Oh, that's no problem,"" said the man. ""If I take a couple of aspirin I stop winking and stammering for an hour."" ""Show me,"" said the interviewer. So the man reached into his pocket.…

A bored man on a train... A bored man on a train walks up to 3 people sitting next to each other. Deciding to troll them, he says to the first guy, ""Hey, what's your favorite flower?"" ""A rose,"" the first man says. The troll says, ""Oh, we wipe our ass with that flower in my country."" He asks the next man the same question.""A sunflower,"" the next man says. ""Oh, we wipe our ass with that flower in my country"" Getting asked the same question, the third man says ""dandelion."" ""Oh, we wipe…

Earthquake Nigeria suffered from a severe earthquake last week, resulting in the dead of 12000 inhabitants. The EU is sending first aid and some countries add their own contributions. France is sending military troops to rebuild the country, Germany is sending food packets and Holland is sending 12000 niggers.

Q: What country is ill? A: Germany.

What does the new socialist leader of France mean for the country, Europe, and the world? Nationalized wine.. Sounds like the right wing will have some whine too.