A competition between France, England, and Mexico There was to be a contest between 3 countries to see who has the largest gorilla. France was up first, so the Prime Minister went up to the podium and told the audience, ""Our Gorilla is so big, when it raises its arms, he can touch airplanes in the sky. The crowd amazed, thinking no country could top that, was ready to hear England. The Prime Minister of England said, ""Our gorilla is so enormous, that when he raises his arms, he can touch the planets. Now the crowd was really on its feet, thinking England is the obvious champion. So the final country, Mexico went to the podium and instead asked the Prime Minister of England, ""When your gorilla touched the planets, were they hot or cold?"" He responded, ""Why yes of course, they were hot."" So the President of Mexico, ""Well those are the balls of our gorilla.""