A bored man on a train... A bored man on a train walks up to 3 people sitting next to each other. Deciding to troll them, he says to the first guy, ""Hey, what's your favorite flower?"" ""A rose,"" the first man says. The troll says, ""Oh, we wipe our ass with that flower in my country."" He asks the next man the same question.""A sunflower,"" the next man says. ""Oh, we wipe our ass with that flower in my country"" Getting asked the same question, the third man says ""dandelion."" ""Oh, we wipe our ass with that flower in my country,"" of course was the troll's response. Getting angry, the three men ask the troll what his favorite flower is. ""A cactus, why?""